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Lord of the bling

Are you jewish?
Ever say to yourself this time of year, “I have to light how many candles on my menorah?”
Don’t be a sucker anymore, let your computer do all the work for you, so it leaves more time for opening your great Hannukah gifts, you know like socks and books.

Anyway this site was made for you, the USB Menorah.

From the site:
“It can correctly calculate the dates of Hannukah for at least the next few thousand years (or any historical date back to 2 B.C.E.). As well as “lighting” the candles based on when the sunsets (I set the default geography for San Francisco/Berkeley, but you can enter any latitude/longitude and (assuming you don’t live too close to the arctic circle) it will be correct to within a few minutes.”

Operators are standing by.

Take the red pill and find out the truth….
Like cartoons? Like the matrix? Like political messages crammed down your throat?
Then this 2 minute matrix spoof about meat is sure to please you.
or if you are like me and only like the first two choices, ignore the political statement and sit back and enjoy the pretty colors.
http://www.themeatrix.com/

A quiet snowy evening. A hill side. Children running back and forth playing with visions of sugar plums dancing in their head, and then YOU come along. You have to check this link out! Holiday Snowglobe.

From The Steaming Divot to you , happy holidays!

“proud member of Santa’s naughty list since 1977”

A friend of mine sent me this picture in an email. Throw away your “men are from mars, girls are from venus” Books, turn off Oprah, I think this is the single best representation why men and women have so many problems understanding each other.

What’s worse then being dragged to a performance where the headliner is a midget duo comedy team? Showing up and finding out they have been replaced with a lesser known local midget comedy duo… so of course we know what happens next a riot????

Apparently, being cool isn’t cool anymore.. remember back when owning a members only jacket put you in the in crowd for at least a whole month? Or seeing how many marching band kids could fit into a locker? According to this article titled “We Are All Nerds now”, claims that with the popularity of sci fi movies, the internet, video games and comic book movies have made all the things that were considered “dorky” are now considered cool.

After thought: great! NOOOOWWW my 20 sided dice I use to use for Dungeons and Dragons may score me some action, it’s about time.

According to all the major news sources I’ve read (translation: the news papers at the check out stand at the grocery store), the MJ is finally going down (no pun intended),well okay maybe a little pun 😉

You know it’s bad when members of NAMBLA are calling you a weirdo. (If you don’t know what NAMBLA is I’m not linking you to the site, check www.google.com for enlightenment).

I think the funniest quote I heard from family of MJ was in a statement regarding the supposed mistreatment of MJ during his arrest. The cops apparently said they treated him “like a king”, in retort his brother, Jermiane I think, said “Which King? Rodney King!?!” Can’t make this stuff up kids.

My personal feeling is that the world is going to end sometime in 2004 with all the weird stuff going on. Personal misfortunes, weather going from hold to cold ,hot to cold, for you in California when I say cold I don’t mean 70 degree either 🙂 Oh yeah and the earth quake that hit through the east coast. Buckle up folks, the end is night, we are going to hell and I’m buying the keg.

Was it good for you?

I finally broke down, after everyone and their mom decided that blogs were cool, I decided “Hey, my opinions and complaints are no less important then Joe “blogger” Smith who feels the need to share every thought, emotion, what they are listening too and the picture of their dog or child that you are not really sure if its a cute pug or the product of trailer park love.” YES, that was supposed to be one sentence. As you continue to read my blog we’ll start to form a love-hate relationship. If you are a grammar nazi you will hate me. My first language as a baby was C++. English only came later in life and even though my IQ technically ranks me near Einstein my spelling and grammar skills somehow ended up more in the “special Olympics:runner up” category, so love me, hate me, but for the record, no matter what the court says, your baby looks nothing like me.