He now knows what it’s like to live in Jersey

Well after writing and researching for my book I came across this and figured it appropriate.

What do you think, should this be my new friendster profile? lol

Who are you? No one would even know your name or
who you are. No one may even know what you
really look like. You would be known by a
series of names since you would go under many
aliases and have a number of disguises. You are
very clever and creative, and would almost
always be one step ahead of the authorities.
You would make sure no evidence of your
horrible murders would be left behind, and if
it is, no one would know it was you. You
sneaky, elusive person…authorities would have
hard time trying to catch you. You would
definitely be the mystery criminal. People may
not even know the your killings are all from
you. You would really be a threat to the
public.

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Buttercups

Toward the end of the golf course, Harry somehow managed to hit his
ball into the woods finding it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.

Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about
every buttercup in the patch.

All of a sudden, POOF!, in a flash and puff of smoke, a little old
woman appeared. She said, “I’m Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me
to make those buttercups?

Just for that, you won’t have any butter for your popcorn the rest of
your life; better still; you won’t have any butter for your toast for the
rest of your life….. as a matter of fact, you won’t have any butter for
anything the rest of your life!” THEN POOF!….she was gone.

After Harry got a hold of himself, he hollered for his friend, Fred.
“Fred, where are you?”

Fred yells back, “I’m over here, in the Pussywillows.”

Harry yells back……”DON’T SWING FRED!!!” “For God sake, DON’T
SWING!!”

So I have been socially challenged in the last year and need some fun.

I have a free schedule this weekend, anyone know of anything going on? want to come kidnap me for drunken shenanigans?

Why you should:

1> I’m smarter then the average bear
2> i’m fun
3> I’m witty (well okay maybe not)
4> I put out on the first date… lol j/k 😉
5> Even old people need <3 too

I had the wierdest thing happen to me.

I went downstairs to get a candy bar out of the snack machine

I put a dollar in

Selected the bar

The candy bar fell into the tray

AND THEN…

the display beeped and displayed the text ‘WINNER’

and my dollar bill popped back out

In an act reminiscent of 1960 anti-civil rights acts, and bordering on early 1940s Germany. Bush announced he wishes not only to ban gay marriage but make gay marriages unconstitutional. In the year 2004 you would think that people in general would not sit around and let this blatant abuse of power even get this far. What happened to separation of church and state? When was marriage EVER about a man and a woman coming together. The principle of marriage has always been about 2 people who love each other joining together to spend the rest of their life together. If 2 people love each other,who is the US or state to tell them no. 30 years ago, many places wouldn’t let a white person and a black person get married and it was accepted, but did that make it right? NO! Eventually the US came to it’s senses. Are we going to make the same mistake just because they feel uncomfortable about the homosexual lifestyle? This is no more then just good old fasioned bigitry. By allowing the Bush administration to even consider doing this and thinking it is okay makes me think we might as well just put wheels on the white house and put air force one on blocks in the front yard, because it makes the US no better then common white trash. Even reading the article makes me ashamed to be an American. More people need to contact their local representatives to let them know, and to let the national gov’t know we will not stand for such bigited thinking. Times do change, if these right wing neo-conservatives, think they can just bribe congress to help themselves sleep at night because of their own issues not understand or being compfortable with the US homosexual community.

You can sign the protest at http://www.ipetitions.com/campaigns/votepledge/

I urge everyone to not allow the government to over step its power in trying to tell america what is right and wrong. Even if you personally do not support gay marriage, at least acknowledge that making it illegal is not the answer.

To add perspective,on my background, I am writing this as a straight, married, white republican male. So as I am not directly effected by this ruling, I do see the parallels between this and the civil rights movement and do not believe anyone should be denied rights (i.e.-marriage) based off sex, background or color of their skin.

Just f’ing twisted stuff 🙂 Takes a little bit to load but well worth it for a sick friday grin.

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=835005

This is so stupid, but true… And it’s going to drive you crazy, especially if you’re under the illusion that you’re in control!

While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. Easy enough?

Okay now, while doing this, draw the number “6” in the air with your right hand.

Your foot will change direction and there’s nothing you can do about it!

Okay guys, the new trailer isn’t going live till the end of the week. I may make small changes to it ,but [pretty damn close] to finished product is available online to view. So I am letting my LJ buddys get first look at it.

For info on the book check out: www.connectionterminated.com

Check out the trailer here

want to meet other with similar hobbies in your area? just came across this site…

whether you are looking for others into cars, computer or just good old fashioned midget orgys check out this site…

meetup.com

My friends computer at work got one of the new email worms going around. I was trying to explain to him why using Windows and Outlook was such a bad thing. This was my not-so-technical explanation of why,lol

“MS Outlook is basically like the sorority girl at the party after 4 hrs of drinking going ‘maaaan I am sooooooo drunk’ to the football team,basically the next hour she is going to be probed for any way to penetrate her…. *poof* we have the digital version, outlook “

to my brothers and sisters in the IT field..but anyone who wishes to answer:) I have a dilema in front of me, and need a voice of reason,lol

Q: Which do you think is better? a average paced job in an environment you like, or making $15k more a yr, in a place that wouldnt be bad just not as ideal and you’d be working your butt off?

Wow, you really can buy anything on ebay.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3077991790&category=1503

from site:

Remember the Tommy TuTone Mega Hit, “Jenny/867-5309”?
YOU CAN HAVE 212-867-5309 AS YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER.  GET THE GREATEST NUMBER IN THE GREATEST CITY.
**For business or personal use— have a truly distinctive phone number.
**I currently am the owner of 212-867-5309.  I will transfer the number to the highest bidder.

as I type this, the bid is already over $15,000

I got this in a online horoscope today.
I think this quote really describes my personality and how I tackle life’s challenges in general.

“Bad luck is subjective. Forget about the odds and look at the real evidence. For every reason to mourn, there are many more to celebrate.”

“Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.”

-Albert Einstein

WARNING: GEEK related news coming…

“Germany’s local and city councils have been pioneering the migration from Windows to Linux. Now, one of the IT staff behind one move has revealed how they persuaded workers to accept the changes. Stuffed toy penguins and Linux t-shirts helped to create an open-source love-in at the council offices, and they got a senior chairwoman to demonstrate the new system to the troops. Male ego stopped anyone claiming that Linux was difficult to use, once they’d seen that the ‘weaker sex’ could master it :)”

http://news.zdnet.co.uk/0,39020330,39146113,00.htm

foot note; the phrase does not express my personal feelings on the issue, please take note it is in quotes

Just came across this site today, pretty handy
http://www.soople.com

http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/02/10/atkins.widow.ap/index.html

I just found out…

my name as an anagram is ” BALD RAVEN CHINK”

note: my real name, not my dj name 😉

*EDIT*
Man it’s pretty much right on 😉 lol, though I think it should be closer to 90% 🙂

Only in Kenya

We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman other
than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.

So this Saturday at 4:00 PM Eastern time all American women are asked to walk out of
their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
their house to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think
its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for
all American women.

And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America!

IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON

Ive made it all these yrs never watching one episode of survivor….

so what do i do….

I watched all of survivor all-stars after the superbowl….

and now Im hooked….

I already set my season pass in Tivo….

damn you! 🙂
lol